Things I Will Not Be Eating

Don’t get me wrong, I love sushi, but I will not be eating these…

Sushi Poppers: A New Portable Sushi?

 

Things I Will Not Be Wearing

I present you with… the Inflatable Pillow Tie

As someone with quite a diverse collection of ties, I have to disagree with their moto of “as most functions that require a tie, deserve to be slept through.”

(via Gizmodo)